Frog jokes

Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.
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How does an apple a day keep the doctor
away?

When you take careful aim.
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How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball!What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit!What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills? A Humanitarian.
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A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. "What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.
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Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead too...Why'd the third monkey fall outta the tree?peer pressure...
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Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David

hit him with a slingshot?
A. The thought had never entered his
head before.
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What's the difference between a teacher

and a conductor on the railroad?
One trains the mind, the other
minds the train.
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A man arrived at a seaside hotel
where he
had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights
were out, so
he knocked on the door.
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|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A beer-a-cuda!Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?Billy the Squid!What happened to the cold jellyfish?It set!What's the coldest fish in the sea?A blue whale!What did the sardine call the submarine?A can of people!What's
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Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!
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