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After a real crusher of a landing in

Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen,

please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought

the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.
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An Indian,
a Rabbi, the
Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar
together and
sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says,
"What is
this... some kind of joke?"
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What's fat and jolly and runs on eight
wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates!
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Why did the boy carry a clock and a
bird
on Halloween ?
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
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1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP. 6. I promise no sex scandal: just look at me. 7. New penal plan: I won't use mine!8.
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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of

the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
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|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf.
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Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction. "Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?" "Nothing," replied the waiter.
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Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him."Billy," said his dad, "doing that will make you go blind""Dad," he replied, "I'm over here!"
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What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it
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