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My sister is so dim she thinks that

a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
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Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
week
to wash three basement windows?

A: It took her six days just to
dig the holes to put the ladder
in.
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-
they can't believe it the first time.
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Had a door-to-door salesman call one time

selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had
our
plots in another cemetery.

He seemed uncertain as to
what to say next, but he recovered to say
politely, "I hope you'll be
very happy there."
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At the scene of a bank raid
the police
officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got
away, sir!"

The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the

exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?"
"He left by one
of the entrances, sir!"
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Doctor, Doctor will this
ointment
clear up my spots ?
I never make rash promises !
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Policeman: Why were you
speeding?
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most

Wanted."
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Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
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A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got Married." He did."Now kiss me the way you used to...""Now darling, bite me the way you used to.
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