Gay Basher

What do some people have against
cheeseburgers?
They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!
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Computer
helpline?
Everytime I log onto
the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes
snow white....
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The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.
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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks.
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Q: What is the definition
of a major
seventh?
A: A violist playing octaves.
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How come it takes so little time for a

child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to
stay
out all night?
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I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?" the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
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by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate. 8. Pull the tube out of the bag and drink from it. 7. Race to see who fills their bag first (requires two or more people). 6. Puncture the bag near the top and see whether they pull the needle out of your arm before the blood squirts out. 5.
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