Getting into fights

You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors-Your age is higher than your I.Q.
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her
mind
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Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
Pupil:
Banana.
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a

yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!
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What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road.
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Diner:
Waitress, the portions are getting
smaller.
Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the
restaurant
has been enlarged.
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.

Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having
trouble listening!
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A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern

Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake
well known
for its fishing

The game warden asked the man, "Do
you have a license to catch those
fish?"

The man replied to
the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!"
the warden replied.
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Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky
way!
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1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.3. Women never have anything to wear.
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