Ghost jokes

Q: What did the hat
say to the necktie? A:
You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
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How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
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Why is Russia a very fast country ?
Because
the people are always Russian !
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I'M GLAD I'M A WOMANI'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don't brag to my buddies about my erections. I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
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What is a bear's favourite drink ?

Koka-Koala !
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TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving.
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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is

it?
Twenty after one.
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Why did the spotted pigs run away?
They
thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on
the
dotted swine.
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
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