Ghost jokes

One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.
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A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration.With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumicestones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.
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A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
A Snowman.
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Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.7.
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What are the spots on black-and-white
cows?
Holstaines
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week."Can I see it?" asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock."Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look ten years younger!"
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