Gorilla jokes

Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who
is
appalled by American driving
habits, offers the following
advice:

The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is
directly
proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast
decreases one's
exposure.
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Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern.""Sure Pa, I know." the boy said. "And look what you got !"
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it
with blue cheese!
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What do cows usually
fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Roll!WARNING: Some of these may result in people chasing you.
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What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to eat spinach.
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|T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care,In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens,While visions of Java danced in their dreams.
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Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music composer?"The second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!"
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Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out?A. Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.Q.
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What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.
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