Gorilla jokes

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.LOS ANGELES TIMES, October 8:People of northwestern Montana have been advised to be on the lookout for drunken bears.
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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD"printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letterscould mean, but couldn't figure it out, so he asked the clerk.
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The Rookie Cop...A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people.
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her
picture!
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A man, seeking to lose
some of
his excess weight, visited the local doctor.

John: How can I lose
twelve pounds of ugly fat?

Doctor: Of course! Cut your head
off.
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Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by

boat and one says to
the other, "I hear
that the occupants of
this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her
companion replies, "but
if we shall live in America, we might as well do
as the Americans
do.
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Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
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Why is a frog luckier
than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine

times !
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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as

a
slip and slide.
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How do they prevent crime in hamburger
country?
With burger alarms!
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