Gorilla jokes

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He
called a
plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did
mysterious plumber-type
things for a while, and handed the doctor a
bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even
make that
much as a doctor!.
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|Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
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We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton."Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff."
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While away at a convention, an
executive
happened to meet a young woman who was
pretty and intelligent. When he
persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel
room, he
found out she had
a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive

found
himself unable to perform.
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What did the dog say when he chased his
tail?
This is the end.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the

dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Five Englishmen
in an Audi Quattro
arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian customer agent stops
them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to
putta fiva people ina
Quattro."

"What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the
Englishmen.

"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.
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What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind

people!!!!
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This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again.""What dream?" asked the shrink, not really paying attention."You know," says the man, "the one where I'm into sadism and bestiality and necrophilia.
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