Grandma\'s peanuts

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then went to check on the rest of the preparations.The elves were on strike. The reindeer had shin-splints.
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Q. What do a hurricane, a
tornado, and
a
redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to
lose their trailer...
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When a knight in armour was killed in
battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?
Rust in peace !
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What part of a football ground is never the same
?
The changing rooms !
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette

included
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Will He Win ?
by Betty Wont
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia
for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The
Aussie
shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have

wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk
around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his
herd of cattle.
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What is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
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Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the radio and says the plane is going to crash,and there are only three parachutes. The doctor yells out, " Save the children" The lawyer yells out "FUCK THE CHILDREN!" The priest yells out " IS THERE TIME?"
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You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
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