Greedy Kiwi

What do you call a crafty pig?
CunningHam
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A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to hisoffice come through the door, he immediately picked up his phoneand spoke into it," I am sorry, but my workload is so tremendousthat I am not going to be able to look into your problem for atleast a month.
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|What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!
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Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled. "Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"
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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in
dire
trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious
financial
trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.
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|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams something in lawyer number two's hand.
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A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, hewent inside and sat down. "Ah....." said the woman as she gazedinto her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children.""That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the fatherof THREE children.
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What do you
call a litter of young dogs who
have come in from the snow ?
Slush puppies !
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A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing

his wife when
he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why
he shot
her instead of her lover, he replied,
"Ah, m'sieur, is it
not better to shoot a woman once than a
different man every
week?"
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The Garlic Eater
by I Malone
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