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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the

road Democrat"?
A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down
the middle of his
two-lane back.
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Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.
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|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridgeI shot that blasted partridge My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year, why are
there locks on the doors?
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How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you get a two-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave both hands!
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Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Hey
Baby, what's SHAKING!
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A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions.They held a meeting to resolve the problem anddecided that each would have his services on adifferent day of the week, with Sundays off for him. In due time the guy was dragging himself through theweek, looking forward to Sunday.
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What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
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Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions.
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Q:
Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one
else will do it for them
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