Hair and bald jokes

What do you get if you cross a

sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !
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Q: What did one math book say to the
other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
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Why do University of
Arkansas graduates
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
So they can park
in handicapped spaces.
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|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
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Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. You may not drive barefooted. It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce.
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|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says.
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Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Sir, I am down on my luck and ask if you could please spare me a meal?"The owner stared at the hobo for a minute and then broke out in a lambasting such as the world has never heard.
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Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.
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Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He'll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim - "Is this Mrs. Jones, the kindergarten teacher at P.S. 41?"When the teacher answers yes, Dave goes into his act..."Wee-ee, poo-poo ca-ca!"
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