Halloween handouts

Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.) "Dam."Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.Q.) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long? A.) Polaroids.Q.) What do the letters D.N.A.
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A boy from France
comes to America. He
wants to learn some new words so he goes to the
airport and learns
"take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and
"baby" from the
hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I
learned new words
today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you
learn?" He says,
''Takeoffzebrababy!''
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Where do cars get the most
flat
tires?
Where there is a fork in the road.
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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and
one
says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last
night?"
A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my
fife."
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The only good thing to ever
come out of
Oklahoma:

An empty greyhound.
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What car do insects drive?
A
Volkswagen automobile.
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A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually. How could you tell? Have you found a pubic hair stuck in my tooth?"The dentist says, "No, not quite.
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From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S.
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One day, two guys were driving
to a
local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they

ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed
red.

The man driving went right through the red light.
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Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
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