Hard of hearing

It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
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Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's
nothing but skin and
bones.
Waiter: Would you like the feathers,
too?
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While trying to diagnose a
problem over
the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.

He
said it said "File not found".

I told him to do a dir.

I
asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.

He said, "Well it says
autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no
dot, and then it says
bat.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
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|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket."How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train.
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A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that get 100 miles to the gallon.
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Anytime you see a young man open a car door for

his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
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"Where's the car?" asked Professor

Delbert's wife when he got home.

"Did I take it out?"


"Yes, you drove it to school this morning."

"I suppose you're
right, my dear. I remember now that after I got
out, I turned to
thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd
gone."
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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
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A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How do you tell them apart? The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters.
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