Have a life after death

An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a small-ish dog for company.The clerk explained that the name of the store was 'Exotic Pets' and that, unfortunately, they did not stock cats, dogs, fish or any commonplace pets.
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There was an inebriated driver who was

pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell

out.

"YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police
officer.

"Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had

gone."
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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?
There
was a lot of ham in him.
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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make
your bed?
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to
keep
count!
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How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
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|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. "No problem," says the mathematician, "there is a simple equation for that," and he shows him the Gaussian normal distribution. The shoeseller stares some time at het equation and asks, "What is that symbol?" "That is the Greek letter pi.
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An idiotic laborer was told by an

equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do

with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he

replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."
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While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform.
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Policeman: Why were you
speeding?
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most

Wanted."
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Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, andafter careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves.Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a departmentstore and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pairof panties for herself.
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