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|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
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"Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked

Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
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What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
A thousand
dogs.
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Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
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Mary was having a tough day
and had
stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she
thought
to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

She moaned to
her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ...
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A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just give me white. I'll color it myself."
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There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco
ball
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A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars to buy a drink. All of a sudden she gets an idea that she knows will solve her problems.
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What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
A
chew-chew train!
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Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's
words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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