He was un hoppy!

|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
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What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A
hamster.
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Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a
lightbulb? A:
None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs ---
unless they're a
legitimate business expense.
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One day at a busy
airport, the passengers
on a commercial
airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to
show
up so they can get underway.

The pilot and copilot
finally appear in the rear of the plane,
and begin walking up to the
cockpit through the center aisle.

Both appear to be blind.
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Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth

straightened?"
"Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the
door.
Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?"
"To a plastic
surgeon to get my mouth bent."
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3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family aremourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a greatdoctor of my time, and a great family man.
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A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.
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Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
water last night
!
Ed: You were? What did you do ?
Ned: I took a bath !
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What did the female mushroom say
about the
male mushroom?

"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
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30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year.Question2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.Question3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget.
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