Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the client."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to.I was working smarter, not harder.
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How does Dracula like to have his
food
served?
In bite-sized pieces.
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Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin !
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Can you name two burgers
who are
royalty?
Sir Loin and Burger King!
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A little kid is sitting on a park bench
eating
abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he

continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the
kid says
" oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the
old man
replies "i'm sure he did kid.
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There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the middle had the middle floor, and the youngest got the bottom floor.A little while after they moved in, the eldest brother brought over his girlfriend. During that night, the two younger brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, ahhh.
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Q: How many Labour Party
members does it
take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They haven't got a policy on
that.
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Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my little brother? He's such a pest!A: Have you tried a flyswatter?Q: Dear Abby,My boss is a mean, unappreciative slave driver who constantly belittles me.
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What to
you call a Russian flea ?
A
Moscow-ito !
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A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport."These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained."These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others."The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too," said the third senior.
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