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How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a
toss-up!
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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Because
they're both full of stuffing !
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A wildlife biologist is working in the
woods,
miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and
cat as
his companions. Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small
limp dog,
franticly runs into his camp.
"Please, please help
me! I think something has happened to Willie.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea
!
Althea who ?
Althea in court!
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Definition:
Politics Poli (Poly):
Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
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Yo mama so fat her nickname
is "Lardo"
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One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He had not eaten anything during this period and wasfamished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle,killed it, and started to eat it.
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Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
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Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left it.
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|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life.
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