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What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives' tales!
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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his
garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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A man went to the Police
Station wishing to
speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the
night
before.

"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk
Sergeant.

"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the
house
without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for

years!"
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There are three ways a
man wears his
hair - parted- unparted or departed
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Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones... yes, it's true.To prove their theory, the scientists had 100 men consume 12 bottles of beer.They then observed that 100% of them:1: Gained weight.2: Talked excessively without making sense.3: Became emotional.
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Teacher: You copies from
Fred's exam paper
didn't you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says
"I don't know" and you have put "Me,
neither"!
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Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She had to pull her own pants downSent by sam
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What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? Clitty litter.
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Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen.Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret."It's really quite simple," the old man explained.
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A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"
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