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Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie

director?
Sizzle B. DeMille!
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Definition:
Politics Poli (Poly):
Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
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One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away.
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she
brings down
the bridge too
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Two
blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk
and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and
says, "Hmmm, this person looks
familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"


So the first Blonde hands her the compact.
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Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is
"Deck the Halls."
Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is
"Grandma Got Run Over by
a Reindeer."
Republican's favorite Christmas
carol is "White Christmas."
Young Republicans' favorite Christmas
carol is "White
Christmas."
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A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the kitchen and the young man was drinking an extremely large glass of milk. The young man said "I tookthe liberty of milking your cow this morning!" He then continues and says "it took me a while to get her started up.
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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths.
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
...A
piiig
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on

walls ?
Reptiles !
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