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The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
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Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who's there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!
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|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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Q: What can strike a blonde without her

even knowing it?
A: A thought.
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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
They
sit eggsaminations !
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Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
A:
Sandwitch
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The Taliban's Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld"8:30 - "Mad About Everything"9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"10:00 - "Allah McBeal"TUESDAYS:8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"9:30 -
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What did
the egg say to the boiling
water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute

ago."
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|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." "That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?" Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." "Thank you, Amy" said the teacher.
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What do you
call a clever monster?

Frank Einstein.
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