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Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He
went DATA way!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bobby
!
Bobby who ?
Bobby-n up and down like this !
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Is there big money in the cattle business?
So
I've herd!
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12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.3) I will get dressed before noon.
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People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take the $0.30, $0.40 per gallon tax off at the pump)! Obviously others need a little convincing. So the article in this week's "Autoweek" magazine brought it all to light.
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|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. There is always alot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example: I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the
knight off!
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach
and
people run around yelling Free Willy
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How do you know when you're
eating rabbit
stew?
When it has hares in it.
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A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, "My mom says I can take the course as long as there's no homework.
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