Horse jokes

The man approached the very beautiful woman

in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife
here
in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"


"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman
my wife appears out of
nowhere."
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What do you call a snake who works for the
governement ?
A civil serpent !
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What color is a chameleon on a
mirror?
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You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men:(No offense ladies - just enjoy it for what it's worth)Cover charge:$15.00Round of drinks:23.00Table dance:$30.00Another round of drinks:$23.00Couch dance and tips:$50.00A round of shots:$34.
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A father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger's
cage at the zoo.

Father was explaining how
ferocious and strong tigers are and junior
was taking it all in
with a serious expression.

Dad," the boy said finally, "if the
tiger got out of his cage and ate
you up ..."

"Yes, son?" the
father said expectantly.
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A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich and I am handsome. My name is Brown. B-R-O-W-N." Thoroughly annoyed, Sam retorted, "My name is Sam and I am white from head to toe. Except my asshole. Which is brown. B-R-O-W-N."
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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the

kitchen?
Just don't monkey with him.
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Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what
fruit
would it remind you of?
Pupil: A pear.
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Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. As she climbed on the big Palimino, it took off at a gallop. Sally was sliding off. She tried to grab the mane but she couldn't seem to get a grip. So in a great rush she threw herself from the thundering horse, but her foot got caught in the stirup.
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why don't men do laundry?
cause the washer
and dryer don't run on remote control!
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