Horse jokes

|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go.
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What do some burger eaters have?
A Hardee
appetite!
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Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in

hieroglyphics!!
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What kind of dog can tell time?
A
clockshund!
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It can't go on! It can't go on!
What can't
go on?
This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.
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A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of marriage. They received many gifts at the wedding but their favorite was a set of towels embroidered with the words: "hiss and hearse"(woo-hoo!...that was terrible! :)
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Q: Did you hear about the
Mexico City
earthquake?
A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.
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|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"
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A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl."Really?" said the doctor. "You're healthy enough, I suppose, but take my advice. If you want a happy marriage, you should take in a boarder. Do you know what I mean?"The old man says, "OK, doc. I'll think about it.
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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith

and for her boldness in talking about it.
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