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What "bus" crossed
the ocean?
Columbus.
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What do you call the ring that worms leave round

the bath ?
The scum of the earth !
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MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,

O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat

there on afternoon, his cousin walked by.

"What are ye doing?"
asked O'Bannon.

"Fishin'," said MacAndrews.
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Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet

vulture on sawdust?
The vulture laid ten eggs and when they
hatched, nine chicks had wooden
legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
King
Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed
like Fae
Rae
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Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.
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The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is verydangerous after all. Goodtimes will re-write your harddrive. Not only that, it will scramble any disks that areeven close to your computer. It will recalibrate yourrefrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goesmelty.
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Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic....spic....spic....ni gga...nigga...nigga...nigg a.........chink!
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A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out.
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A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said,"Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?" The farmersaid, "Yea, I got about 140 acres.
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