How did you do that??

There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch
colors: purple,
hot pink, or aqua!
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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
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What happened to the dog that fell into a

lens-grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.
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|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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A brunette doing laundry asked her
blonde
friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde
replied,
''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''
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Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
Christmas tree.
Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait
until the week
before Christmas when the lots lower their prices.

Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it
after
New Years.
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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two
lanes of
traffic.

He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You
drinkin'?"

The driver said, "You buyin'?"
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A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar."The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad.
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