How do they do it?

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."
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What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
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Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?"The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I screwed!"
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Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. Nice service...where's the keg? When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!! Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind. Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on.
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|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years.Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides.Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars.
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Waiter, what is this hare doing in my

salad?
I believe he's eating your lettuce.
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What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill.
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Well-known lodging chain

announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see

a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an

M&M.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a

bakery?
A yeaster bunny!
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Why did the teacher have
her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
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