How do you know you're leading a sad life?

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary.
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ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.TAURUSYou are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. Taurus people have BO.
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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a
park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead
birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
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One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely."Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun."Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby."No, really." said the nun "I won't mind."So the Cabby told her:"Well, It's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a blow job done by a nun.
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The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________Fir st name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-J oe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue (_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackW hat does everyone call you?(_)Booger(_)Bubba(_)Ju nior(_)Sissy(_)Other______ ______Age:____ (if unsure,guess)Sex:____ M ____ F ____Not sureShoe size:____ Left ____
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Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters!"So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask for advice."Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need," was the carpenter's response.
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What do you call an alien surfing the
Internet?
e-t.
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Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?

A: So
they know when to stop having sex.
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Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!
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