How do you play Iraqi bingo?

|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat.5. If it's the boss, look busy.6. If it talks, take notes.7. If it's handwritten, type it.8. if it's typed, copy it.9. If it's copied, file it.10. If it's Friday, forget it!
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Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the
Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in

liquidation.
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Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
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A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blonde guy turns to the girl and angrily says "Alright.
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My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouseIt started out with weird frustrations Combined with mild heart palpitations And then my ankles began to swell Withdrawal symptoms from no AOLChills ran up and down my spine Oh, God I had to get on-line To
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Four men were bragging about how smart their

dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an

Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth was a Government
Worker.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, "T-square, do
your
stuff!".
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|Economics is ruining your life when...
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First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and it was raining.Second Man: Then it is a miracle that you landed safely on the ground and nothing happened to you.First Man: Who said the airplane was flying?!!
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Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in on a Honda?
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Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
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