How do you play Iraqi bingo?

Jill: How did you find
the weather on your
vacation?
Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
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A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. "Of course, I'll send you some money, dear," Mom said. "By the way, you left your calculus book here when you visited last month. Would you like me to send that to you too?" "Ummmmm, oh yeah, OK Mom," the boy replied.
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Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopped at a pig farm and told the farmer he wanted to buy a 100 pound pig. The farmer nodded, walked out into the sty, bent over and picked up a pig by its tail with his teeth. The farmer said, "This one will go a little over a 100".
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What's the favorite subject of young witches at

school?
Spelling.
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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to
come
away from that cookie tin?
No more, mom. It's empty.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.This last weekend I was reminded at the pace we are converting to metric. I was on I-75 in Ohio when I saw a sign that said:All signs metricNext 20 miles
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A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks ifhe would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, sohe politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bea
!
Bea who ?
Beacause I'm worth it !
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers
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What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl's assholeto make her squeal with delight? Give him a raise.
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