How do you tell two KKK members apart?

Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy's father presents him with a new pistol.On the other side of town, at his bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boyreceives a beautiful gold watch. The next day at school, the two boysare showing each other what they got.
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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A:
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween

party?
Hallowieners!
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A priest and a taxi driver both died
and went to heaven. St. Peter
was at the Pearly gates waiting for
them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.


The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a
mansion.
It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an
olympic
size pool.
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Which football team loves ice-cream?
Aston
Vanilla!
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What happened when Dumbo went
to a
mindrreader?
They gave him his money back.
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The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk. "It's $285 perounce.""Listen," the man shot back, "for $285 an ounce, I don't wantsomething called 'Perhaps'; I want something called..."You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You'll Get Some !!"
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|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?A: Hailing taxi cabs!Q: How is cat food sold?A: Usually purr
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A preacher was completing
a temperance
sermon: with great
expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the
world, I'd
take it and throw it into the river."

With even
greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine
in the world,
I'd take it and throw it into the river.
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A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.""Gee, what are you taking for it?""Snuff."
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