How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?

What do bees chew ?
Bumble gum !
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An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
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Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. Signs are required to be written in English. You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
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What's coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
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|...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over 2 years old. They were discussing geography and..."Where does mommy live?""Minneapolis.""Where does grandma live?""Baltimore.""Where does grandpa live?""Baltimore.
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GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy.2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I'd say "Get well soon"...but I know it's incurable.3. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire....I found your cat...Sorry!4.
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A old snake goes to see his Doctor."Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.Doc says, "What's the problem...
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. ?Mother, where do babies come from?? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, ?Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.
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You've ever used lard in bed.
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An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice." "I see," said the priest. "When was the last time you were in confession?" "Never,Father", replied the old man.
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