How is sex like air?

Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50-yard line.
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How do you address a monster?
Very
politely.
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The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough."Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said.
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The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa.
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A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.
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How long do
chickens work ?
Around the
cluck !
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Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair
when he
decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's
table.

Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I
can read your
love line and tell your romantic future.
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Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel,

a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlemoo!
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