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Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She

thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor
because
it was a horrible yeller.
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A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burgers * one tub of ice cream * one cake * one case of beer * one pint of milk.He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bought and asks if he is single.The guy replies sarcastically, "Yes.
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Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo"49. "That would work better the other way around. ."48. Sniff. Sniff. "Is something burning?"47. "Damn, that's complicated."46. "Wait, wait, use my pillow."45. "Alright already, _I_came."44. "You guys need a value pak."43. Smoke a pipe.
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Good question...Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
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The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immensely.13 Added scene in which Tonya Harding whacks Princess Lea on the knee with a light saber.
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What does a footballer and a magician have in
common?
Both do hat tricks!
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What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across his head?The truth comes shining through.
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
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|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.A2: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...
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