How Man Takes A Bubble Bath

Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.2. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Not one will stop to ask directions.4.
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There was a woman who was pregnant with

twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into

a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached.

While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person
around
to name her children was her brother.
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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
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Q: What do you call a male quartet?
A: Three
men and a tenor.
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Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (forced fellatio) a 42-year-old woman. The victim arrived at a police station in the early morning hours clutching, in her hand, testicles that she had just bitten off.
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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers.Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared.
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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons."I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and another to suck my dick?.as I beat my wife!
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Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart
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