How to impress a woman.
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring food/beer.
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walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to
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beer, but the sign on the front door says, "No Pets
Allowed," and I
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walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to
the other, "Boy
it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the
bar and get a
beer, but the sign on the front door says, "No Pets
Allowed," and I
can't leave Fido alone on the street.
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sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The
blonde said that
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coffee and
calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the
neighbor went back
over to the house and found the blonde crying
again.
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