Humor jokes

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
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Standing at the edge of the lake, a
man saw
a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the
man
screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife

is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a

hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water.
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There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his penis. He decided to do something about it.
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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "Iwas once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.
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There is
a new Barbie doll on the
market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall
lizard with Barbie head
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A
business owner tells her friend that
she is desperately searching for an
accountant.

Her friend
asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short
while
ago?"

The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been

searching for."
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Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman."Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said, "Just flap your armsreally *really* hard." So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad, jumped, then smashed into the ground six stories below.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Attila
!
Attila who ?
Attila you no lies !
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Where do you go to meet the
best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
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The best way of saving money is to forget who

you borrowed it from.
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