Humor jokes

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?" he asked."LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy,and LeRoy," she answered.
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Patient: How much to
have this tooth
pulled?
Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.

Patient:
Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.
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John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time, and then turns to John and says, "See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY!"John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over hereexcept on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
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What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
A
centipede with a wooden leg !
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Dont' Wake the Baby
by Elsie Cries
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Did you hear about the monster with
one
eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
He was terribly
moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with
himself.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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A man was in court charged
with
parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had
anything
to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading

notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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What are the spots on black-and-white
cows?
Holstaines
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