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Did you hear about the bear hunter?
Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a
large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just
as
he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began
to
speak to him!
"Isn't it better to talk than to shoot? What do
you want? Let's
negotiate the matter," said the
bear.
Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then
replied, "I want a fur coat."
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