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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to the bar and announces:"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
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What happened
when the icicle landed on
the sowmman's head?
It knocked him cold.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. * Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. * For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. * He who hesitates is probably right.
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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team
?
He bowled long hops !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cyril
!
Cyril who ?
Cyril thing - no imitations here !
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After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the partytonight?"
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Did you hear about
the horse with the
negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
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A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he's on his way to The Royal York Hotel.
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What happened to
the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pride!
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What's a dog favourite hobby ?
Collecting
fleas !
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