I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...

A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
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What did the elephant say to the famous

detective ?
It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
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Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
they're
two-tired.
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A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I actually did once.
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A defense attorney was
cross-examining a
police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:

Q:
Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?

A: No sir, but I
subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the
offender running several blocks away.
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a

snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the
screen and slip into something more
comfortable then!
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Policeman: Why were you
driving
around in circles and laughing?
Motorist: I thought I was on a
merry-go-round.
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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
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Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.
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