Idiot and fool jokes

|St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I was a policeman," he responded."What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked."I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids.""Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates.
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A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg.
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Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks.
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A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"
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1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.3. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you just come along peacefully?4. I envy your lipstick.5. I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?6.
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|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer
have in
common ?
A: They both want to know where the hell those
Tomahawks are coming
from !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Curly
!
Curly who ?
Curly Q !
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I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting the baby will be late.
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A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?"The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
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