Idiot and fool jokes

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn thisstuff?""To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physicssave lives?" he persisted.
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Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee,
please,
with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about
with no
milk?
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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
suddenly
through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope
round his
neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you
doing here?"
The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this
morning so now I've
come to meet my maker."
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bargain
!
Bargain who ?
Bargain up the wrong tree !
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The monster spent a fortune
on deodorants
before he found out that people didn't like him
anyway.
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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!
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Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves time in the long run.
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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT - that's awesome!" exclaimed the guy.So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with the works?""Certainly, sir, "replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money.
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What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
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