Idiot and fool jokes

Do you know how to catch a squirrel?


Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling
champion?
It had a lot of hare pins!
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|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.
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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate

before his wife throws him out?

I don't know the answer but
I think I'm nearly there.
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|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by."What are ye doing?" asked O'Bannon."Fishin'," said MacAndrews."Caught anything?""Ach, nae a bite,""What are ye usin' fer bait?""Worms""Let me see it," said O'Bannon.
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on hergood side. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help. Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass. Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36...
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong

to?
Pupil: Nobody I know!
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How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it.
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When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might noticehim on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there wasthis bum standing next to him, with old, dirty clothes on. Thethe guy's amazement, when the Pope came, he went over to thebum, and whispered something in his ear.
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The two thousand member
Baptist church
was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The
preacher
was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long
black
coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
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