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Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to
cash his check. Since he didn't have an account there, the teller
asked
if he could identify himself.
"Sure," said Izzard.
"There a mirror around here?"
"There's one on the wall right
beside you," said the clerk.
Izzard took a glance in the mirror and
heaved a sigh of relief.
"Yep!" he said. "It's me, all
right!"
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