Idiot and fool jokes

Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)

Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?
Officer:
Just stand where you are!!!
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A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted lessons. The instructor told the Polak to jump out of theplane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that hehimself would jump out right behind him so that they would go downtogether. The Polak understood and was ready.
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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
riding
unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the
horse
with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into
motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins
to slip from the saddle.
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A violist and a cellist were standing on a

sinking ship together.

"Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't
swim!"

"Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
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Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate
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1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.2) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.3) I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my hand through it.4) I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
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Q:
What did Boris Yelstin say when asked
if meeting Clinton made want to
convert Russia to the type of
government they have in America?
A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife
run the country!!"
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Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says
that this is our last
notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not
going to bother us
anymore?'
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Why is a dog with a lame leg
like adding 6 and
7s?
He puts down the three and carries the one.
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