Idiot and fool jokes

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.3. Women never have anything to wear.
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An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and won $50,000.The young man rushed into town, collected his money, then hurried backhome. He ran across the field, told his father the news, and handed theolder man a $50 bill.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caesar
!
Caesar who ?
Caesar quickly before she gets away !
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This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. You can put them with my two male talking parrots.
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On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette. So she begins and says, "Sir, I offer you my honor."He replies, "I honor your offer."And that's how it goes all night. Honor, offer. Honor, offer. Honor, offer.
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What do
you do if your bank account stops
working?

Throw the guy out of the house.
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A recent study showed that the average
husband
only actually speaks to
his wife about thirty-seven minutes
each week.

Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long
does it take to
say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?
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"What are you reading?" demanded
the father
of his seven-year-old.

"A story about a cow jumping over the
moon," was the reply.

"Throw that book away at once," he
commanded.

"How many times have I told you you're too young to read
science
fiction?"
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Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy

today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and

walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing
of it.
Fred: I don't blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn't think,much of
it
myself.
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What kind of snake is useful on
your
windscreen ?
A viper !
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