Idiot and fool jokes

Two blondes were walking down the road and the
first blonde said "Look
at that dog with one eye!"

The
other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"
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Q: What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and fly into the wind!
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Policeman:
Didn't you see that stop
sign?
Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
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A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
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My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, "What was that for?" "Nothing. DO something and see what you get."I once got smacked and when I asked, "What was that for?" my mom replied, That's for all the things I never found out about.
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|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday during the year.
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One day an out
of work mime is visiting
the zoo and attempts
to earn some money as a street performer.
Unfortunately, as
soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs
him and
drags him into his office.
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Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly
before!
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."
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Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol (who is very religious),"So nu, tell me Sol, my boy, what do you do?"I study the Torah," he replies."But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are going to feed and house her?""No problem," says Sol, "I study Torah and it says God will provide.
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|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home
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