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Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a crossdresser Worse: He looks better than you
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It was
Rocky's first night in the
penitentiary. All of the inmates were in
their cells and he was trying to
become a bit more comfortable with his
meager surroundings.
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This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house,he was told that the only way he could play today was if hewas willing to play along with three nuns. He agreed and set off with the nuns in tow. At the first holehe said, after you, and the nuns insisted that he go first.
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A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a marriage counselor to discuss the problem.
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A police officer, though scheduled for

all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home
four
hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to
wake his
wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and
started to
climb into bed.
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"Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State
professor as the class ended.

"They're on your feet," said one of
the students.

"So they are," said the professor. "It's a good
thing you saw them,
or I would have gone home without them!"
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How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
what would
you get?
Milk and quackers!
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Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then interrupts: "Listen you guys. You know when your ear itches and you put in your little finger and wiggle it around for awhile? Afterward, which feels better, your finger or your ear?"
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|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on your farm?Build a sty-scraper!Why does a rooster watch TV?For hentertainment!What do you get from a
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