IDIOTS & COMPUTERS

How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
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Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever

loved.
Assistant: Why don't you marry her?
Dentist: I can't
afford to. She's my best patient.
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Retired colonel, talking of the good old days:

Have you ever hunted bear?
His grandson's teacher: No, but
I've been fishing in shorts.
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Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
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Q: Why do saunas remind some people of
blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and
they
don't mind if you bring friends.
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Q:
Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It
was a chain letter.
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The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got to talk to the mother superior. "Excuse us, but can you tell us where the dwarf nuns are?" "Sorry", she replies, "but there are no dwarf nuns here". "Well, are there any in the city?". "No, there are no dwarf nuns".
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Tad looked up from the book on ancient history

he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, what's a millennium?"

"Well," he muttered, "I think it's something like a centennial,

only it has more legs!"
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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un
hoppy !
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Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce world-wide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.Ban walking sticks in wilderness.
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